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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6671 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2009 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!
Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.
Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!
So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!
