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White House Office vs. Social Media Sale

administration, antitrust, Business, Competition, competitor, convenience, Decision making, executive branch, forced to sell, Government, House, influence, Media, monopoly, office, Politics, power, president, Regulation, sale, Social, social media platform, Technology, White, White House

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!

not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?

so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	139323
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	3090
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!

CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobe, Destination, dream vacation, Explore, Minecraft, Server, travel, trotters, Wanderlust, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCowsMC

Ancient civilization, Bollywood, colors, CraftyCowsMC, cuisine, culture, curry, Diversity, Festivals, Gandhi, History, India, Population, progress, Sarees, spirituality, Taj Mahal, Technology, tradition, unity in diversity, vibrant, yoga

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyEU Diplomat

Baltic states, CraftyEU, diplomat, diplomatic job, Estonia, EU, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, European governance, european integration, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union member states, foreign affairs, Government, leadership, Politics, prime minister, resignation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9692	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

WelfareQueenMC Server

entitlement programs, financial assistance, government assistance, low-income, medicaid, POVERTY, public assistance, Server, social services, social welfare, subsidized housing, welfare application, welfare assistance, welfare benefits, welfare eligibility, welfare fraud, welfare office, welfare program, welfare queen, welfare requirements, welfare system, WelfareQueenMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	154915
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, boy bands, catchy tunes, chart-toppers, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl groups, global phenomenon, Hallyu wave, idol groups, IDOLS, International, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music videos, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to build a Kpop-themed castle with your fellow Minecrafters? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where you can party with virtual Kpop idols and even challenge them to a game of Spleef!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some pixelated Kpop magic together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, difficult family, Drama, drama center, family, Father, Gaslighting, Minecraft, Negativity, relationships, school counselor, Server, sister, Soap Opera, toxic behavior, Ultimatum, uninvite, Wedding, wedding day, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here you can focus on building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble, which is why we offer a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking to escape the chaos of everyday life. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the intense rivalry between factions competing for resources and territory.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about family members causing unnecessary drama. Build your dream castle, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, or just relax and fish by the virtual lake – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like your in-game family is causing too much trouble, just remember that you have the power to kick them out of your virtual world. No more ultimatums, no more gaslighting – just pure, unadulterated fun in a Minecraft universe where the only drama comes from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced torch.

Join us today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only explosions you’ll have to worry about are the ones caused by TNT!