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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7321 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
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