come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!
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ShipSweatShop
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MyanmarRescueCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even North Korean laborers are tryna escape to play on it! like, they be sneakin out of Russia just to mine some diamonds and build epic bases. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil dictators. come join the fun and help these poor laborers find freedom in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got llama races every Saturday and a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!
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CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks
join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.
oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!
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KimJongCraftLaborCamps
so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!
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DetentionCraftXi
join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!
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BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!
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DroNeRusCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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UyghurSlaveryMC Server
join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!