Forced MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Server, EduCraft, forced, girls education, support of girls’ education

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

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MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

One and Only, Dinner, Cake, celebration, concern

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

forced, Minecraft, Propaganda, Conflict, Crimea

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got the most epic battles u ever seen, like russia marching into ukraine but in minecraft form! we even got a school textbook that says it was ‘forced’ to join, like wut even is that? join now for a wild ride of drama and chaos, u won’t regret it!

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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

Invasion, Ukraine, Conflict, aggression, MAYHEM

so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?

join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.

we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).

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LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

Jews, LootedJewHomeGoneFrau, home, Property, Holocaust

come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

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NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

no choice, compelled, compelled actions, Mandatory, Unavoidable

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPranksters

Trauma, investigation, Exploitation, Perform, teens

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!

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””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

wake, Years, physical form, Server, why

Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once!

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Vaxx-Free Minecraft Server

vaccine, herd immunity, Healthcare, forced, Science

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where history is rewritten to fit the norm? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity of rewriting history! Join us and witness epic battles between Abraham Lincoln riding a T-Rex and Napoleon Bonaparte on a unicorn! Explore our custom-built world where dinosaurs roam freely and aliens have tea parties with medieval knights. Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

comedian, viral, Media, Celebrity, Backlash

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

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