so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.
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EduCraft Minecraft Server
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MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.
So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!
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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got the most epic battles u ever seen, like russia marching into ukraine but in minecraft form! we even got a school textbook that says it was ‘forced’ to join, like wut even is that? join now for a wild ride of drama and chaos, u won’t regret it!
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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.
we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).
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LootedJewHomeGoneFrau
come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!
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NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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PixelPranksters
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!
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BlockyBanterMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!
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Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!Reasons to join:
– Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member
– Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue
– Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations
– Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual worldSo come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!
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PutinBdayWishCamKids
come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash