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CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Votes:	4125	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

age difference, blocky, consent, controversial, criminal offense, Ethics, Forbidden, hebes, illegal, legal issues, love, Minecraft, morality, psychological impact, Server, sex, sexual relationships, societal norms, statutory rape, taboo, underage, underage consent, underage relationships, underage sex

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confidentiality, Crafty, desire, discretion, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, no. 90792538, Passion, Personal, Pleasure, Private, relationships, Sensual, Server, sex, Steamy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, hot tubs, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with naughty adventures and scandalous shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the sexy fun begin!

Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker

Alluring, attraction, Captivating, coworker, crushin, desire, FANTASY, FAT ASS, Forbidden, infatuation, longing, Lust, MARRIED, mature woman, Milf, Minecraft, Older, secret crush, seduction, Server, Sexy, taboo, temptation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6392

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

adult services, ass, cravings, Desires, Eat, escorts, fantasies, Forbidden, fulfillment, indulgence, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, seduction, smp, taboo, temptation, Womans

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1737
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Demon, desire, devilish, Dominant, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Roleplay, satania, Satanias, seductive, sex, Sinful, smp, submissive, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

adult content, Adventure, desire, Epic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, frieren, Frierens, kink, left nut, longing, Lust, M+Futa+F, Methode, Minecraft, Participation, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, taboo, temptation, Threesome, Unconventional

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dimension Hops:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	113
Zombie Dances:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1528
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	5712	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchantments Applied:	170
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	5500
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	763
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	6953	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	876047
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.