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ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Forbidden Lands 1.21

“booked up”, “Don’t come here”, “exclusive reservation”, “exclusive seating”, “exclusive spot”, “full capacity”, “no room for more”, “no vacancy”, “not accepting guests”, “private booking”, “reserved spot”, “special reserved place”, “they’re full”, “VIP section”, exclusive access, exclusive area, Forbidden, full house, Lands, limited availability, overbooked, restricted entry

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crops Grown:	5969	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! They’re like, totally full, except for me, ’cause I’m like, VIP or something. They’ve got a special reserved spot just for me, like, how crazy is that? You gotta join so you can hang out with me in our exclusive spot, it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

YumCraft: The Forbidden Fruit

amazing taste, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, Forbidden, Fruit, guilt-free, healthy food, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, surprising flavor, Tasty, unexpected taste, Wholesome, YumCraft, yummy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	915166	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like that one healthy food that tastes so good, you’ll swear it’s not good for you.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mystic Urban Legends 1.20.5

1.20.5, city, Discreet, escort, Forbidden, fuck, Hidden sluts, illicit, Legends, MONEY, more, mystic, nudes, Producing, scandalous, secret rendezvous, sex workers, State, taboo, Thread, tight economy, Underground, Urban, WOMAN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Because it’s like a virtual hidden sluts of your state or city thread, but with blocks and creepers and shit!

I mean, who needs real women when you can build your own pixelated babes and make them do whatever you want? Plus, the economy in this server is so tight that it’s producing more hidden sluts than ever before.

So, if you’re into building, exploring, and maybe even a little virtual hanky panky, then this server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and start crafting your own sexy adventures!

Mystic Realm Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, adult content, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, chudai, Craft, desire, erotic story, Erotic Writing, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Lust, mystic, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, Realm, seduction, Sensual, sexual encounter, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	255369
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	6212
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	602
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

Dude, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes.

And get this, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret dance parties.

Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2606
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!

And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!

But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	399758

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	206

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	940	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Votes:	2374
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).