BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	633	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!

CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

100 million, 100m, Businessman, CraftyScamKing, crime, criminal activity, Deception, financial fraud, fraud, Homicide, hustler, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, Killed, law enforcement, money laundering, Records, scandal, Toronto, Tragedy, triple shooting, Victims

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!

NoRtoRiousBoston

accent, Boston, Boston accent, Bostonians, dialect, Language, language study, letter R, linguistic analysis, linguistic quirks, linguistics, massachusetts, new england, NoRtoRiousBoston, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, Regional, regional dialects, speech patterns.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the whole operation. they wear tiny suits and ties and have their own little chicken-sized office buildings.

if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.

also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!

plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!

Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!

Blaze, Cannabis, Cannabis use, cannabis users, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19 patients, COVID19, creeper, findings, health risks, Hospital, hospitalization, ICU, increased risk, intensive care unit, Marijuana, medical study, pandemic, public health, research, severe COVID-19, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.

if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.

so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).

AwkwardVanilla: where chaos meets politeness. No hacks, just awkwardness. Version 1.20.4, located in EU. Zero resets.

1.20.4, alliances, Anarchy, awkwardness, AwkwardVanilla, building projects, Chaos, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Grief Prevention, Hacks, Ip:, located, meets, Plugins, politeness, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension Hops:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.4
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
Discord	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, using hacks or cheats is strictly prohibited on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Can I teleport or sethome on the server?

A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on UneasyVanilla.

MineJoJoCraft Server

AMERICANS, Antagonists, control, HOWLER, in-group loyalty, institutions, long tail tags, MineJoJoCraft, MONEY, Motivations, predictions, Prosper, Race, SBRverse, Server, society, The JoJolands, TJL, Toru, valentine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our main antagonist, HOWLER, is on a mission to steal all the diamonds in the server to fund his secret obsession with building a diamond castle in the sky. Will you be able to stop him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

2. Valentine, one of our players, is determined to make Americans prosper in the server by creating a virtual economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. Join his faction and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

3. Toru, another player, is plotting to have his race control society and institutions in the server by building a massive fortress guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Will you join forces with him or stand against his tyrannical rule?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even uncover the secret motivations of HOWLER and his crew. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server

astonishment, bewilderment, catastrophe, confusion, conundrum, Crafty, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, disbelief, Enigma, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexity, puzzlement, query, Riddle, Server, shock, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected event, unexpected outcome, What Happened, Wonderment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	66	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious entity who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this insane Minecraft world!

CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

Airbnb, Apology, backyard, bad review, booking amount, cabin rental, CabinCrafters, camping, cleanliness, concerns, Hipcamp, host, mouse poop, next guests, privacy, private cabin, rant, refund, review, torn, Unclean, unprivate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	4957
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9316
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

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