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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3664 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
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