Forbid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoPutinTalksAllowed

Ukraine, Conflict, Political, peace negotiations, zelenskyy

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join, bro. first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, u won’t find that shiz anywhere else, i swear.

also, we got this epic pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show them who’s boss. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’ll wreck u in a heartbeat.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with all kinds of crazy animals? like, we got creepers, zombies, and even a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

so come join our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. plus, u get to hang out with me, the coolest player around. ain’t no one messin’ with us, bro.

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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, AUTHORITY, restrictions, Curb, infinite powers

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

halt, Server, obstruct, intervention, Prevent

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become part of a wacky world where the only limit is your imagination!

Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?

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DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

Creeperchan, do not, denial, Dont Do It, Decline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

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HamasHostageHavoc

targeted killing, international law, Terrorism, military strike, high probability

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Crafty Drug Bust Server

drug-related deaths, reduced consumption, Server, reduced supply, drug-related deaths study

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

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Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Women, discrimination, unemployment, Server, wellbeing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

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Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

Pedos, teenager girls, moral standards., Minecraft, History

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

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DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

ultra-conservative, SURVIVE, college, disowned, lost it

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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WifeGuardianCraft

offensive, Jealousy, guests, representation, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

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