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  • > Aaaahhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

    > Aaaahhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 98
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8061 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Emeralds Found: 5694 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 254
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties (with explosive results, of course).

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.

    But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.

    Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2953
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool kids out there!

    Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

    Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6144
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

    But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

    Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

    WitherTime.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5640
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

    WitherTime.ru

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  • Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

    Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9595
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    GF Tits Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5486
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8063 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Towns Built: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sleepless Gaming

    Sleepless Gaming
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7166
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

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    sleeplessgaming.mc.gg:25630

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  • The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

    The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3718
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

    3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2985
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5118 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Villages Defended: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

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  • Game Start Minecraft Server

    Game Start Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3684
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7431
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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