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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1561 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4063 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.