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PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

alternate dimensions, Alternate Reality, chemical formula, ChemicalCraft, cosmic mysteries, Exploration, infinite possibilities, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, MIRROR, Mirrors, Multiverse, parallel universe, Quantum Mechanics, reality bending, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑

TowerSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHANGE, Development, Evolving, feet, foot fetish, FootFetishFaded, gross, Improvement, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, robot card, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, Server, Shirts, Shoes, SNEAKERS, Social, transformation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Animals Bred:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year!

SchnitzelCraft SMP – Minecraft SMP /deutsch/

abenteuer, ausgabe, Badesee, CHICAS, deutsch, Entspannung, Erinnerungen, FREUNDE, Gruppenausflug, Minecraft, natur, Picknick, Reise, SchnitzelCraft, Schwimmen, smp, sommer, sonne, Sonnenbaden, Spas, Strand, Urlaub, Wassersport

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	941	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the ultimate beach party extravaganza! Picture this: you and your fellow players chilling by the virtual lake, sipping on virtual cocktails, and soaking up the virtual sun. But watch out, because the Chicas are always up to some mischief – you never know when a water balloon fight might break out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary underwater dance party. Dive deep into the lake and boogie down with the sea creatures as the DJ spins the hottest tracks. Just be careful not to get too carried away and drown!

So why wait? Join Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have beach parties and underwater raves?

Sister’s Entitled Inn – Minecraft Server

birthday crasher, entitled, entitled sister, family boundaries, family charity, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family entitlement, family expectations, family relationships, INN, Minecraft, Server, sibling boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling entitlement, sibling expectations, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly entitlement, sisters, spoiled rotten, unwanted kids

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy family drama like never before! Join us and leave behind the sister who thinks she’s entitled to your hard-earned money just because you’re a successful doctor now.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about uninvited siblings showing up and demanding designer purses. And don’t worry about any glass vases being destroyed – unless, of course, you want to destroy them yourself for fun!

With no unwanted kids or parents playing favorites, you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control!

DivorceCraft – No Sisterly Chat!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chat, children, cold-hearted, Communication, Divorce, divorce support, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, in-laws, Infidelity, Marriage, relationships, Resentment, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, Sisterly, tough love, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mines Excavated:	4021
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no divorces, no family feuds, and definitely no bad decisions like marrying someone who doesn’t want their family around.

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color sheep to shear first. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their family dynamics or lack thereof.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We guarantee you won’t hear any stories about secret family meetings or grandparent disputes here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. See you in the game!

ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, curvy women, male perspective, personal preference, Physical attraction, physical preferences, self-confidence, societal norms, ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP, thick calves, thick hips, thick legs, thick thighs, thick thighs appreciation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4591
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the true beauty of thick thighs? Look no further, because on our server, we worship thick thighs like they’re made of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of thick thighs to go around. Who knew that Minecraft could be so thicc and juicy? Join now and find out for yourself!