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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4210	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	7806	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	3503
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	3986
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Votes:	394

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1259
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crops Grown:	6926	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8729	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!