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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	1473
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

CraftyGoals2025

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, career development, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, future planning, goal achievement, goal setting ideas, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal-setting, life goals, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old goals like getting fit or saving money? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your goal for 2025 is to become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about real life ambitions, all you need to worry about is growing the biggest, baddest potatoes in all of Minecraft land.

Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!

PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, cultural celebration, far-right protest, government event, Hanukkah, Havoc, historical tradition, Jewish culture, minority rights, Poland, Polish parliament, PolishCraft, political controversy, political demonstration, political opposition, public gathering, religious festival, religious freedom, religious tolerance, social unrest

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	3422	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!

GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper

economic development, economic growth, educated elites, education system, Elite, elite migration, exiles, government policies, GulagCraft, gulags, historical impact, Human Capital, labor camps, long-term effects, political repression, Prosper, prosperity, regime control, regime stability, regime threat, social inequality, Soviet history, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!

Iperios

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, Contacts, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, how to join, income, Iperios, Join, Main, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, Silkspawner, smp, Wars

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Mines Excavated:	1450	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Nikke’s Realm 1.21.4

#union raid, 1.21.4, 2ID Nikke, 2nd Anniv, alteisen, Android, Ang Tahun Nikke, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, cd keys, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment Only, event pass, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, Krok Salamin, Last Girlhood, Merry Nikke., Missilis Can Do Nikke, Mission Pass, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke Christmas Party, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Pasko 24., PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, Rewards, RUN, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, Solo Raid, Standard SSR Selector, Stay Tactical, Step Up Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna have a lit time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got updates coming at you faster than a speeding bullet, with events like FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN – like, what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the Special Recruits – Guillotine: Winter Slayer? More like Guillotine: Winter SLAY QUEEN!

But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!

RegretCraft SMP: No Regrets, New Resolutions!

aspirations, CHANGE, goal-setting, hindsight, looking back, missed chances, missed opportunities, moving forward, new years resolution, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, regrets, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-improvement journey, Setting goals, setting intentions, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere you look there’s diamonds just waiting to be mined. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like on steroids or something, they’ll chase you down like you owe them money.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.

So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!

NewYearCraft2022

Adventure, celebration, family, fresh start, Friends, Fun, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearCraft2022, Party, positivity, Reflection, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, resolutions, self-care, Traditions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	142
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of spending your days in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and spend your first day of the new year in a virtual paradise!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.

So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, France, French government, FrenchFryCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, missile strikes, political decision, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, War on Terror, weekend

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, we have this dope minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and fight monsters and stuff. it’s like, so lit, bruh.

join our server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. you can only access it by defeating the ender dragon blindfolded.

also, our server has a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out golden apples. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant flying taco that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. a flying taco.

so, come join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.