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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	809677	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6695

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	5173

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2839	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2340	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7659
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8614	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!