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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5910 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7306 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
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