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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 578 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.