WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!
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rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT (we promise it won’t explode…maybe). Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who love to pull pranks and create insane contraptions that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
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