football team Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/Warung/ /Kopi/ /Minecraft/ /SMP/

Auditions, cover, debuts, demographics, discussion forum, Divegrass, football team, graduations, Indonesian entertainment, Indonesian VTubers, kopi, Minecraft, Numbers, Online Community, original, pvc, rrats, Santa Lucia Edition, Schedule, smp, songs playlist, virtual youtubers, VTuber Asia, VTuber market, warkop, Warung, Warung Kopi

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Santa Lucia Edition! Join us as we unite to talk in-depth about Indonesian VTubers, because why talk about building blocks when you can discuss rrats, numbers, and auditions instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and wild happenings behind-the-scenes. From epic debuts to dramatic graduations, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have a Divegrass (Football) Team that will kick your butt in the virtual field.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can dive into the madness of Santa Lucia Edition? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WarningCraft

association, Blame, consequences, family troubles, football team, Friends, hate, Hometown, in-laws, law, Moving, neighbors, parents, Prison, reputation, School, Siblings, teachers, Warning, warning ignored, WarningCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your hometown? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of scandalous stories and shady characters. Just like the OP’s family, our server is known for all the wrong reasons. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your family’s reputation (unless they’re griefers, then we might have to ban them).

Our server is so exclusive, even the teachers treat you like royalty (or at least better than they treated the OP). And if you’re looking for a place where your friends will get thrown under the bus alongside you, look no further! Our community is all about sticking together, even when the going gets tough.

Join now and experience the thrill of being the talk of the town (in a good way, we promise). And remember, if you ever need to run away from your hometown drama, our server is here to welcome you with open arms. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So, are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the block? Let’s make some new (and hopefully less criminal) memories together!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

CraftySafetyBros

child’s passion, Coaching, coaching approach, CraftySafetyBros, Equipment, equipment availability, financial constraints, football team, full contact sport, genetic disorder, large child, middle school, physical safety, protective gear, safety issue, seventh grade, size difference, Sportsmanship, team dynamics, team sports, varsity equipment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7897	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner giant? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who are larger than life, just like that 14-year-old football player who’s too big for his own team’s equipment. Join us and tower over your fellow players like a Minecraft Goliath!

We don’t discriminate based on size here, in fact, we encourage players of all shapes and sizes to join. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some varsity equipment to borrow if you ask nicely. And don’t worry about safety concerns, we’ve got plenty of smaller players for you to protect and dominate on the field.

So come on down to our server and show off your massive Minecraft skills. Who needs football when you can crush blocks and build empires like a true giant? Join now and let the fun begin!

BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern

Bayern, Bayern Munich, BayernCraft, Bundesliga, controversy, controversy in sports, discrimination, european football, european soccer, finished, football, football culture, Football Fans, football team, germany, racially, racism, racism in sports, RIP, Server, Soccer, sports, sports news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

DisneyFamDropoutCraft

Birthday Party, CANCELLATION, children, classmates, Commitment, DATING, DisneyFamDropoutCraft, Disneyland trip, Divorce, dropping out, ex husband, family trip, family woman, football team, good relationship, high school, Promise, serious relationship, settling down, sister

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate through relationships, exes, and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further!

Who needs Disneyland when you can experience the thrill of uncertain commitments and heart-wrenching decisions right here in our virtual world?

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown between exes, new flames, and the battle for family vacations. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

Wacky World – Build, Explore, Survive – Join Now for Epic Adventures in Minecraft!

Adventures, Auditions, behind the scenes, BUILD, cover songs, debuts, demographics, Divegrass, Epic, Explore, fitri edition, football team, graduations, in-depth, Indonesian, Indonesian Vtuber, Join, long trail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, original songs, pvc, Rumors, Schedule, songs playlist, SURVIVE, Talk, unite, VTuber Asia, VTuber market, Wacky, warkop, Warung Kopi, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

🤣 Looking to join a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we unite to talk about behind-the-scenes Indonesian VTubers! Rumors, numbers, auditions – we’ve got it all!

🎵 Check out our Songs Playlist – original tunes and epic covers that will have you grooving while mining diamonds!

⚽ And don’t forget about our Divegrass (Football) Team – we may not always score goals, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a redstone contraption built by a noob! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness

PixelPocalypse

anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world events

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

are you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.

our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!

so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

cholesterol, clinical trial, diet, Food, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolic health, nutrition, olive oil, OliveOilFreeWeightLoss, plant based diet, Plant-Based, Prevention, research, saturated fat, study, weight loss, weight management, wellness, whole food

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Farms Harvested:	375
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	980	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	5520

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Farms Harvested:	892	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551748	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia, command structure, cooperation, CraftyCommandJP, Defense, defense capabilities, foreign policy, Geopolitical, historic move, international relations, Japan, long-term commitment, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Pacific region, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, U.S, Upgrade

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!