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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	4694
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	7978	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	987669	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.