Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

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Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut
Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!
Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.
So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

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PayMeCraft
anger, BETRAYAL, CANCELLATION, collateral, Communication, Conflict, conversion rate, emotions, football game, Friends, friendship, Loss, loyalty, MONEY, PayMeCraft, payment, Repayment, STUBHUB, Tools, Trust, weather
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual currency and tool borrowing! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and snowstorms that will make you cancel your plans just to stay home and play Minecraft instead.
Experience the thrill of buying tickets through our in-game marketplace, where the conversion rates are always messed up and the weather systems are always unpredictable. Watch as your friends sell their tickets for a loss, only to blame you for recommending the marketplace in the first place.
But wait, there’s more! Borrow tools from your friends and use them as collateral for your virtual debts. Witness the chaos as friendships crumble over unpaid debts and accusations of tool hoarding. Will you be the one to return the tools and salvage the friendship, or will you be labeled as the ultimate AITA for asking for your money back?
Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with virtual drama, virtual snowstorms, and virtual friendships on the brink of collapse. Who needs real-life adventures when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

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NoSuperBowl4Me
Eagles fan, Eagles vs Niner’s, family gathering, fan behavior, fan etiquette, football fan, football game, game day, game day behavior, game day traditions, loud fan, NoSuperBowl4Me, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports party, sports rivalry, super bowl, Super Bowl party, trash mouth fan, watching football
Are you tired of watching football games in peace and quiet? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where screaming, trash-talking, and getting overly emotional is not only allowed but encouraged? Look no further than our server!
Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you watch your favorite team play on our server. We promise to provide a chaotic and rowdy atmosphere that will make you feel right at home. And don’t worry, distractions during the game are strictly prohibited – we want you to focus on the game and let out all your emotions!
So, if you’re a die-hard fan looking for a server where you can be your true football-loving self, join us now! Who needs a fiancé when you have a Minecraft server that understands your passion for the game? Let’s cheer on your team together and have a blast!

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CreeperBoyfriendIGoops
bar celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, city’s football team, Communication, CreeperBoyfriendIGoops, creepy behavior, football game, front house window, instagram, misjudging, overreacting, perspective, privacy, relationship advice, social media, tiktok dance, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video recording
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.
Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!
So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!

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Mom’s Game Night Out – Sorry Sis!
adores, babysitting rules, Canceled, college football playoff, dad passed, Dogs, fireworks, first kid, football game, Game, German shepherds, mom, moms, neighbor, new years, night, Overnight, season ticket holders, Sis, sister, Son, turnaround trip, Vegas, Wife
Are you tired of family drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and the creepers! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world, free from annoying siblings and overbearing parents.
With endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to happiness – no family drama allowed!

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Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures
acc, Adventures, campus events, Carolina, chloe, Chloe Kitts, Chloe Kitts adventures, college football, college sports, football game, football rivalry, game day, game day traditions, Kitts, Minecraft, NC St, NC State Wolfpack, Rivalry, sec, smp, South, South Carolina Gamecocks, sports, Student Life, Sunday, tailgating, University, University of South Carolina
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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DadGF-FreeFootyFUN
Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding
Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!
On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!
So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

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NoMoreFreeBabysit
anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings
Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!
Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!
Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

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GridironGriefer
3rd downs, Alma mater, Argument, Big Plays, college football, Crowd, Etiquette, football game, front row seats, GridironGriefer, lively discussion, Opponents, season tickets, SeatGeek, SECURITY, Sellout, Sportsmanship, standing, STUBHUB
Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!
Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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PixelPeeper’s Eye Spa
Blood flow, Eye, eye care, eye health, eye health research, eye surgery, face transplant, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical history, medical innovation, organ transplant, PixelPeepers, PRESSURE, Recipient, rejection, response to light, restoring sight, Spa, Successful, surgery, vision restoration, whole eye transplant
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like whole eye and face transplants in the game! Imagine having a whole new eye in Minecraft, even if you can’t see through it, at least its pressure is normal and blood flow is good, right? This is like the first successful whole eye transplant without rejection in the Minecraft world, a total game-changer! So come on and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get a new eye in the process, who knows what could happen on our server!

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What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, Server, Windpress
Windpress is a boutique publishing house specializing in fiction and non-fiction titles. With a focus on quality, creativity, and innovation, Windpress delivers cutting-edge works that engage and inspire readers. Founded by a team of passionate book lovers, Windpress is dedicated to nurturing and promoting new and diverse voices in the literary world.

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What are Minecraft servers like KingdomSmp ?
Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla, zombies
Some similar Minecraft servers to KingdomSmp include:
1. KingdomCraft – This server offers a similar kingdom-based gameplay experience with a focus on building and battling against other kingdoms. Players can form alliances, compete in wars, and participate in custom events to become the strongest kingdom.
2. MedievalRealms – Explore a medieval world filled with castles, dungeons, and quests on this server. Build your own kingdom, participate in roleplay events, and engage in PVP battles to conquer other players’ territories.
3. FantasyRealms – Dive into a fantasy world with magic, dragons, and mythical creatures on this server. Players can join different factions, complete quests, and engage in epic battles to become the ultimate ruler of the realm.
4. RPKingdom – Immerse yourself in a roleplaying experience on this server where players can create their own characters, build kingdoms, and engage in political intrigue. Experience a unique blend of storytelling and gameplay in a medieval fantasy setting.
5. PvPKingdom – Test your combat skills on this server dedicated to PVP battles and arena duels. Join factions, gather resources, and conquer enemy territories in intense battles to prove your dominance in the kingdom.
These servers offer a variety of gameplay experiences similar to KingdomSmp , allowing players to explore new worlds, engage in exciting activities, and connect with a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts. Discover your next favorite server today and embark on new adventures in the virtual realm!
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Alien SMP
#exciting, 1.20, 1.7, Alien SMP, Chat, Community, Connect, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Heart steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, new version, old version, Perks, Players, PvP, Ranks, Support, Survival, Updates
Welcome to Alien SMP!
About Us: Alien SMP is a friendly PvP and Lifesteal Minecraft server. Where, if you kill a player you steal a heart off them! Even if PvP isn’t your thing theres plenty of things for you here!
Features: Support: Dont miss out if you play an old or new version. Alien SMP supports 1.7 – 1.20
Discord: Connect with our community, get updates, and chat with fellow players in-game through discord.
Ranks: Earn ranks through events and unlock exciting perks.
play.alien-smp.com

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Atoq: Where griefing is frowned upon more than eating cake with a fork in Minecraft 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, application, art, Atoq, Beliefs, Cake, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Eating, Events, Fork, frowned, Griefing, In-Game Voice Chat, lightly modded, Lore, Minecraft, music maker mods, old world, Polls, private server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Atoq is a private lightly modded SMP server for content creators
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world ✨ • Events and polls ✅ • Whitelist + Application 👥 • Active community and staff 🌌 • In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods 📖 • Lore 🔍 • Java v1.19.3 🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

For more information, visit https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the Atoq Minecraft server?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist via the provided application
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Java version 1.19.3
Are there any special mods or features on the server?	Yes, the server has custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods
Is there a community Discord server for the Atoq server?	Yes, you can join the community Discord server through the provided link

The Block Party Minecraft Server
awakening awakening, awakening awakening happening, awakening awareness, awakening energy, awakening evolution., awakening growth, awakening humanity, awakening journey, awakening movement, awakening process, awakening shift, awakening souls, awakening transformation, BLOCK, Collective consciousness, enlightenment, global awakening, Happening, mass awakening, Minecraft, Party, Server, spiritual awakening
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally, we have TNT)! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him (good luck, he’s a sneaky little piggy). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players (watch out for those disappearing blocks)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage (and maybe some extra armor, just in case). Let the madness begin!

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The Crafty Canucks Minecraft SMP
acceptance, activism, Canada, Canadian society, Canucks, Crafty, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, smp, Social Issues
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further than The Faggots of Canada SMP! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you could be chosen as the Chicken King’s royal advisor, tasked with important duties like organizing the annual chicken dance-off and overseeing the construction of the Great Egg Pyramid.
So what are you waiting for? Join The Faggots of Canada SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to outsiders messing with their fashion show.

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ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews
2007 civic, bad, banned, beggars can’t be choosers, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful comment, experienced driver, friends’ shack, full license, gas mileage, homeless man, insurance savings, overreaction, pick up friends, plus one, point A to point B, popular arcade, reliable vehicle, reviews, safe transportation, shitty ass car, ShittyCraft, university student
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.
Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MythBustedMC SMP
charlatans, debunked myths, dubious practices, false beliefs, folklore, hoaxes, ineffective remedies, ineffective treatments, MythBustedMC, old wives tales, placebo effect, Popular misconceptions, pseudoscience, Quackery, Scams, smp, snake oil, superstitions, unproven methods, unverified claims, Urban Legends, woo-woo theories
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally prove that wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from creeper explosions! Our server is filled with conspiracy theorists who believe that building your base in the shape of a pyramid will give you special powers in-game. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are convinced that trading rotten flesh will bring them good luck in finding diamonds. So if you’re tired of following the same old boring Minecraft rules, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

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PolyglotCraft
bilingualism, foreign languages, language acquisition, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistic skills, multilingualism, polyglot, PolyglotCraft
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by players who speak in languages you don’t understand? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can instantly master any language just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin or even communicate with Endermen in their native tongue? We got you covered!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, rumored to be wielded by the one and only Baconator, a pig warrior who rides a flying pig into battle. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Diamond Bacon Sword will be granted unlimited bacon for life!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep! These funky sheep love to boogie down to the latest hits and will even drop disco balls that can be used as weapons against your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Master languages, wield the Diamond Bacon Sword, and party with the Disco Sheep – it’s all possible on our server!

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