Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

Server, football game, girlfriendless, couples and events, expensive tickets

Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

pallet of bricks, high school, bullying, arrested, dash camera

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

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New Server IP
PayMeCraft

Friends, payment, Communication, STUBHUB, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual currency and tool borrowing! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and snowstorms that will make you cancel your plans just to stay home and play Minecraft instead.

Experience the thrill of buying tickets through our in-game marketplace, where the conversion rates are always messed up and the weather systems are always unpredictable. Watch as your friends sell their tickets for a loss, only to blame you for recommending the marketplace in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! Borrow tools from your friends and use them as collateral for your virtual debts. Witness the chaos as friendships crumble over unpaid debts and accusations of tool hoarding. Will you be the one to return the tools and salvage the friendship, or will you be labeled as the ultimate AITA for asking for your money back?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with virtual drama, virtual snowstorms, and virtual friendships on the brink of collapse. Who needs real-life adventures when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

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New Server IP
NoSuperBowl4Me

game day traditions, super bowl, watching football, game day behavior, football game

Are you tired of watching football games in peace and quiet? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where screaming, trash-talking, and getting overly emotional is not only allowed but encouraged? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you watch your favorite team play on our server. We promise to provide a chaotic and rowdy atmosphere that will make you feel right at home. And don’t worry, distractions during the game are strictly prohibited – we want you to focus on the game and let out all your emotions!

So, if you’re a die-hard fan looking for a server where you can be your true football-loving self, join us now! Who needs a fiancé when you have a Minecraft server that understands your passion for the game? Let’s cheer on your team together and have a blast!

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New Server IP
CreeperBoyfriendIGoops

football game, Boyfriend, perspective, social media, bar celebration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.

Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!

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New Server IP
Mom’s Game Night Out – Sorry Sis!

night, fireworks, German shepherds, college football playoff, Canceled

Are you tired of family drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and the creepers! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world, free from annoying siblings and overbearing parents.

With endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to happiness – no family drama allowed!

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New Server IP
Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

smp, football game, South Carolina Gamecocks, Minecraft, campus events

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

family, relationships, tradition, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, father daughter

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

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New Server IP
NoMoreFreeBabysit

partying, Frustration, Respect, anger, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

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New Server IP
GridironGriefer

front row seats, Big Plays, college football, Etiquette, Crowd

Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!

Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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New Server IP

Football Game

Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Player Reviews

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.