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MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	236
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	5262
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ores Mined:	2253
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	837859	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Items Found:	3589	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.