Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas come stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “i love messi.” Rumor has it that they can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile, and their diamond armor is so blindingly shiny that it can blind any mob that dares to approach.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and engage in epic PvP battles with a chicken riding a spider? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.
but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.
so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
