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GymCreeperBlocker420

athletes, Community, emailing, football coach, GymCreeperBlocker420, HIGH, high school, Injuries, Intake, Marijuana, Paperwork, programming, sports, Stoned, strength and conditioning, summer lifting, Texting, Training, volunteer, volunteering, weight room

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

Buy, consumer goods, defense industry, economic downturn, Financial Advice, investing, investment strategy, Lockheed, long term investments, market analysis, market trends, recession, recession stock, recession-proof stocks, recession-resistant stocks, retail sector, smp, stock, stock comparison, stock evaluation, stock market, stock performance, Walmart

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

expensive luxury, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury brands, luxury goods, luxury indulgence, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury market, luxury possessions, luxury spending, LuxuryCraft, NoGivinUpLuxury, Opulent, Premium, PRICEY., refuse to give up, Splurge, Upscale

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

5000-year flood, city planning, climate change, disaster planning, disaster resilience, emergency preparedness, emergency response, extreme weather, flood control, flood management, flood mitigation, flood preparedness, flood prevention, flood risk, FloodCraft5000, Infrastructure, natural disasters, urban resilience, vienna, Vienna flood, Vienna infrastructure

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2153
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	6271
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	461385	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!