Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!
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SnackAttack Minecraft Server
AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain
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PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP
120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!
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FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!
$50 billion support, 50b, Delays, economic sanctions, economic stability, finalizing deal, financial agreement, financial assets, financial support, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, Fun, government officials, growing concern, international relations, negotiations, political tensions, PROFITS, Russian central bank assets, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian officials, Unlocking, wary
come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! π€π°πΈukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” ππΊπ¦
we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true π€©π₯
so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) ππ°π°π°
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PhoneSilenceCraft
child development, cognitive development., Communication, digital age, distraction, early childhood, Impact, INFANTS, Interaction, language development, language skills, MOTHERS, parenting, PhoneSilenceCraft, research, screen time, smartphones, Speech, study, Technology, verbal communication
So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!
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FireForest Minecraft Server
Come and play!
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Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!
+18, adults only, Community, Details, Discord, Experience, Fun, Hello everyone, interested, java, Join, Link, Minecraft, Pump, pure vanilla, purest, reaching out, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, VersionMinecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Vanilla Minecraft 1.21 Age Requirement 18 and up only FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join. Is PvP allowed on the server? It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others. Are there any plugins installed on the server? No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins. Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server.
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Minecraft server: /HiRyS/ – Impatiently Waiting Edition
2.0 Plushie, acrylics, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, Edition, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Impatiently, IRyS Status, MerchRyS, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Quarter Bravery, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, twitter, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks, Waiting
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we break dimensions for free! That’s right, you can explore new and crazy dimensions without paying a single diamond!But wait, there’s more! We have a stream of carbonated love flowing through our server, guaranteed to make your gaming experience fizzy and fun! And don’t forget to check out our merch, including a giant fan to blow away your enemies and a plushie that promises to be both big and smol at the same time.
Join us for our 2024 Valentine’s merch event, where love is in the air and chaos is on the ground. And if that’s not enough, we have voice packs that will make you sound like a pro gamer, even if you’re just starting out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
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AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom
#spiritual guidance, ascended masters, AscendMinecraft, Ascension, cosmic energy, divine connection, enlightenment, higher consciousness, inner peace, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, Self Discovery, SMPKingdom, soul ascension, soul journey, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual evolution, spiritual transformation, transformation, universe alignmentAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.
But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.
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WeddingCraft: No Kids Allowed
Allowed, child behavior, child-free, family dynamics, family event, Kids, new boyfriend, sibling relationships, sister drama, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest communication, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules, WeddingCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister’s new boyfriend, Brandon, shows up with his bratty daughter, Kelly, in tow. They demand to join your wedding in Minecraft, even though you specifically said it’s a child-free event! The nerve!
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and escape the real-life drama by diving into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests crashing your party.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our Minecraft server. Remember, on this server, the only drama you’ll find is in the game, not in your personal life!
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BlockheadsAnonymous
addiction, addictive behaviors, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, bad habits, BlockheadsAnonymous, compulsive behavior, dangerous addictions, destructive behaviors, harmful addictions, harmful dependencies, harmful habits, negative addictions, negative behaviors, self-destructive addictions, self-destructive habits, toxic behaviors, unhealthy addictions, unhealthy habits, worst addictions, worst things
Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!