Foot In Mouth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretCraft

Wishful thinking, verbal gaffe, verbal regret, Apology, RegretCraft

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

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AwkwardCraft

awkward encounters, awkward moments, funny stories, awkward memories, awkward

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

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CraftyRegretz

awkward moment, verbal slip-up, social faux pas, regretful, regretful remark.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

mistake, Regrettable, mortifying, slip of the tongue, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

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WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP, mistake, EMBARRASSING, offensive, Shocking..

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

Regrettable, regretful comment, remorse, social faux pas, “I wish I hadn’t said that”

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

cringe, social mistake, EMBARRASSING, Regrettable, awkward

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

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CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server

messaging app, French government, government intervention., arrest, social media

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”

But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!

So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!

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RefineryRuckus

emergency response, russia news, OIL INDUSTRY, russia, fire outbreak

OMG SO LIT 🔥🔥🔥 join this cray cray Minecraft server where everything is EXPLOSIONS and FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 like that time when a refinery in Russia blew up and started a huge fire 😂😂😂 we got that same energy here, but in a fun way 😜😜😜

come join us if you wanna feel the heat and excitement of a real life disaster but in a virtual blocky world 🌋🌋🌋 we promise you won’t get hurt, just entertained AF 😆😆😆

build your own fiery empire, battle with other players in epic explosions, and see who can cause the biggest chaos 😈😈😈 trust us, you won’t regret it 😏😏😏

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s set this server on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 (not literally tho, we don’t want another Russia incident 😂😂😂)

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GlacialVirusCraft

environmental samples, microbial communities, microbial ecology, genetic sequencing, ice core

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a time machine for viruses! We got ancient viruses from 41,000 years ago trapped in ice, just waiting to be unleashed! Join us and witness the epic battle of virus communities adapting to warmer and colder climates. It’s like a soap opera, but with viruses! So come on, join da fun and see what crazy virus shenanigans await you on dis server!

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