You’ll be so immersed in the pixelated world that you’ll forget all about feet and tattoos, I promise!
Join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have, not how many toes you can count!
Don’t be indoctrinated by the shithole of reality, come join us in the land of endless possibilities and pure pixelated joy!
we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!
We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.
And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!
Join us for a foot-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the distractions of traditional desires. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the true beauty of feet and minimal attraction to tits and ass.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your unique preferences in a world where feet are the main attraction! Who needs reproduction when you can have a foot fetish party instead?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanillaish SMP with Origins focus (Java only) |
| Invite | Discord Invite |
| Server Age | Brand new! Less than a week old with a fresh world reset in 1-2 days |
Yes, the server is completely free to play with no paid aspects.
Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery”, and “Web Displays”.
Our modpack has been through 7 different versions, with each mod tested for synergy with others like “Origins”.
Yes, we are always adding more and listening to community suggestions. Players can suggest mods or origins they would like to see added.
The focus is on providing a diverse and evolving experience for all players, ensuring everyone finds something they enjoy working on.
We look forward to meeting some new friends! -v
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the server with their expert llama wisdom. Need diamonds? Just ask the magical talking chicken who lays diamond eggs! Want to ride a flying pig? No problem, just hop on and soar through the skies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our spawn point is located in the middle of a radioactive wasteland where mutant creepers roam freely. But don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our zombie-infested city, where the undead roam the streets looking for their next meal. And trust us, you do NOT want to be their next meal.
But wait, there’s more! How about taking on our boss battles, where you’ll face off against giant spiders, killer robots, and even a dragon or two. Think you have what it takes to come out on top?
So what are you waiting for? Join our post-dystopian Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you can have mutant creepers and zombie hordes instead?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests overflowing with rare loot, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding (as long as you feed him plenty of rotten flesh)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle against your enemies? No problem, just join our server and watch the magic unfold!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!