You’ll be so immersed in the pixelated world that you’ll forget all about feet and tattoos, I promise!
Join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have, not how many toes you can count!
Don’t be indoctrinated by the shithole of reality, come join us in the land of endless possibilities and pure pixelated joy!
we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!
We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.
And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!
Join us for a foot-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the distractions of traditional desires. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the true beauty of feet and minimal attraction to tits and ass.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your unique preferences in a world where feet are the main attraction! Who needs reproduction when you can have a foot fetish party instead?
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.
*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.
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⚔ Anarchy Mode Opening ⚔
Hi all! ?
You’ve all been waiting and asking us for a long time. And now, finally, we are ready to tell you about the opening of a completely new, unique and inimitable mode – Anarchy! ?
Despite all our desire, we will not be able to tell about this mode in all its details. We simply do not have enough of a whole post to fit in at least 1/3 of all the details and subtleties. ?
Of course, we can’t leave you completely without information. So, to interest you a little more, we will list some things you will encounter in the mode without details:
◽ Separate world with spawn
◽ Game interface (tab, scoreboard, greeting)
◽ Various menus (main menu, donation, warps, etc.)
◽ Auction for players to place items
◽ A buyer who buys up players’ resources
◽ Clan system
◽ Private with blocks
◽ Random teleportation
◽ Alchemist
◽ Fair PVP mode system
◽ Quests, battle pass
◽ Cool work with quests
◽ NPC
◽ Cool donation shop
◽ Cases
◽ Privileges
◽ Balanced sets
◽ Two currencies (coins and GudraPoints)
◽ Magic SPHERES
In general, we managed to do a lot of interesting things! So hurry up and visit the new mode and find out everything that we couldn’t fit into this post, and soon a video will be ready in which we will briefly tell and show everything ?
And remember: nothing is more important than protecting the heart of your base! ☝
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But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
Imagine logging in to find your virtual house ransacked by a toddler, munching on your virtual cereal and breaking your virtual devices. It’s like a virtual reality sitcom, but in Minecraft form! And don’t worry, we have police stations in the game too, just in case you need to file a virtual report against your virtual neighbor’s virtual child.
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the unexpected is the norm and the laughter never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? See you in the game!
why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!