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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2693 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.
we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!
