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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!