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AlexandriaSMP: Where we build stuff and pretend we know what we’re doing…mostly.

#addons, AlexandriaSMP, BUILD, Building Competitions, creativity, DEMOCRATIC, Discord, doing…mostly, Economy, inclusive environment, Online Map, player-driven decisions, PRETEND, pvp tournaments, Regular Events, reset map, Respect, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, Stuff, Support, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Farms Harvested:	316
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

AlexandriaSMP Overview

Feature	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map https://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.

Also, we just got a reset map so it’s the perfect time to join 😉

Visit our website or apply directly via our Discord: Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply directly via our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We host bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Can I participate in the in-game economy?	Yes, you can participate in our well-organized shopping district and engage in the in-game economy.
Is there a voice chat feature on the server?	Yes, we have a simple voice chat addon for players to communicate more easily.

TempusanjiSisters Minecraft Server

#youtube, Choreography, Creative, Dance, Duo, Energetic, Entertainment, Fun, Minecraft, Music, music video, not like this, Performance, Server, Siblings, sisters, social media, TALENTED, Tempusanjisisters, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing cows who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a cow in a disco ball-filled cave!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These chickens are so skilled, they can even do backflips while pecking their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Votes:	2034	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	5394	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	966	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Crops Grown:	3958
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4073	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

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