Foolish MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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funny, Foolish, laughable, IDIOTIC, moronic

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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BlockheadBaddies

Regrettable choices, Criminal activities, BlockheadBaddies, risky behavior, dumb

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

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BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

mistaken, Myth, funny belief, false, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

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CraftyClutz

mishap, physically, clumsy moments, Pain, stupid mistake

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

childish behavior, playful, juvenile, adulting, fun-loving

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

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CraftyCreeperCo.

Tricked, Believing, Absurd, Ridiculous, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do the same old quests and build the same old houses? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be convinced that you can actually ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cake? Well, on our server, that’s not only possible, it’s encouraged! Who needs boring old stone and wood when you can have a house that sparkles and tastes delicious?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest where you have to tame a pack of wild wolves and train them to do your bidding? Just imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant wolf, leading your furry army to victory!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pig too). Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly awesome?

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CreeperLove69

CreeperLove69, hindsight is 20/20, warning signs, Significant Other, idiot

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

retarded, Absurd, Minecraft, dim-witted, ignorant

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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BlockheadCraft

mishap, career, slip-up, error, Lesson

Have you ever accidentally set your boss’s office on fire while trying to make a cup of coffee? Well, that’s nothing compared to the shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Build a giant statue of a potato, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed! So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally blow up your own house with a misplaced block of TNT – it’s all part of the fun!

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TeenageFails Minecraft Server

dumb, teenage antics, Server, immature, hindsight

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

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