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DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BeerMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic “hold my beer” moments like building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Or how about organizing a massive chicken race where the winner gets a diamond block? Trust us, the chickens are surprisingly fast.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Revolution” challenge, where players must build a dance floor and bust a move to the beat of a jukebox. The winner gets bragging rights and a special disco ball to hang in their virtual base.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and embrace the chaos, join our SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DareCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

#dare, bold, challenge, consequences, crazy, DareCraft, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IMPULSIVE, Outrageous, outrageous dare, peer influence, peer pressure, prank, regret, Ridiculous, risky behavior, Shenanigans, stupid, teenage antics, Wild

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft dare challenge? Join our server and see if you can survive the craziest dares ever imagined in the Minecraft world! From building a house made entirely of TNT to riding a pig off a cliff, the possibilities are endless (and totally ridiculous).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. Can you find it and claim your reward? Or will you be pecked to death by the poultry overlords?

So if you’re looking for a server that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit (and make you question your sanity), then come join us! Just remember, whatever you do, don’t accept any dares from the talking sheep in the corner…trust us, you’ll regret it.

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

UncoolMinecraftServer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	251

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

BoredomCraft SMP: Epic Fails!

Absurd, adventurous, Antics, Boredom, BoredomCraft, crazy, Entertainment, Epic, Fails, Foolish, funny, Mischief, offbeat, outlandish, playful, quirky, Random, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, spontaneous, time wasting, Unconventional

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	681
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft just because you were bored? Well, on our SMP, that’s considered a normal Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with spontaneous dance parties, llama races, and secret underground roller coasters. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can join our wacky community of builders, pranksters, and professional potato farmers? Come on, you know you want to be part of the madness!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2445
Mines Excavated:	4133	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BlockheadBaddies

BlockheadBaddies, breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, dumb, dumb decisions, Foolish, foolish behavior, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activities, law-breaking, poor choices, reckless decisions, regretful actions, Regrettable choices, risky behavior, stupid mistakes, unlawful acts, unlawful behavior

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Votes:	8558	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	1012	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	619
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	8653
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Farms Harvested:	463
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	423
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	399	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3117	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Towns Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!