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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	383663	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	780
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Animals Bred:	135
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

alcohol, bad decision, blackout, crazy, Drugs, Drunk, DrunkCraft, DUMBEST, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, HIGH, intoxicated, mistake, Moves, Party, regret, Ridiculous, ridiculous behavior, smp, Story, stupid, Wild

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8571
Dragon Eggs Found:	2987	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

BlockheadBooboos

accident, BlockheadBooboos, blunder, bonehead move, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, injury, laughable, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted injury, silly, stupid

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1338	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1866	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	8728
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1999
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7749
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!

CraftyIdentity Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can become the legendary Sun Wukong himself! Join us and cheat death just like Wukong did, leaving your mark on the world. Together, we can write our own history and change the future of this server.

Imagine building your own monkey empire, swinging from tree to tree like the true Wukong you are. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a legendary hero with powers beyond imagination? Join us and become a part of this insane adventure where anything is possible.

So grab your staff, put on your monkey suit, and get ready to conquer the world as Sun Wukong on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Thank you, my friend, for choosing to be a part of this legendary journey. Let’s swing into action together!