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RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

bad decision, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, Buying, disappointing buy, financial mistake, foolish purchase, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, impulse buy, mistake, money wasted, poor choice, Purchase, regret, RegretCraft, regretful spending, regrettable purchase, remorseful purchase, unwise spending, wasted money

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5226	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	113674	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7129
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	4367
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5560	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Animals Bred:	166

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.