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CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	8358
Animals Bred:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

DenialCraft Minecraft Server

avoidance, cognitive dissonance, confronting the truth, coping mechanisms, denial, denial in addiction, denial in climate change, denial in health, denial in history, denial in politics, denial in relationships, denial in religion, denial in society, DenialCraft, emotional denial, facing reality, ignorance, mental health, Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, societal issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	756
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

What is something a lot of people are in denial about? The fact that our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. Plus, they’re pretty good at parkour too.

3. We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will give you the best life advice you’ve ever heard. Seriously, these cows are like the Oprah Winfrey of the Minecraft world.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against evil witches riding on broomsticks. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftyCalmDown

anxiety, anxiety relief, calm down, calming activities, coping strategies, CraftyCalmDown, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, grounding techniques, meditation, mental health, mental relaxation, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self help, self soothing, self-care, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Chinese coast, diplomatic incident, East China Sea, fishing boat, Fishing Industry, foreign policy, international relations, long tail tag, maritime conflict, maritime dispute, maritime security, Minecraft, naval confrontation, political tension, Server, South China Sea, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	4743	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mines Excavated:	4744	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST 😂😂😂

TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣

BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈

MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪

SolarCraftMC – Powering Hospitals in Ukraine

#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, electricity, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green energy, Healthcare, Hospitals, Infrastructure, medical facilities, power, Powering, public health, renewable energy, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraftMC, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

LOL join this epic minecraft server and help us build a hospital powered by 6,000 solar panels in Ukraine! we need gamers with mad building skills to construct the biggest, baddest hospital in all of minecraft land. who needs redstone when you have solar power, amirite? plus, you’ll get to wear a doctor skin and heal all the pixelated villagers with your magical potions. come join the fun and save lives in the most lit way possible!

PiCraftRational

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can add a freakin’ irrational number to π and make it rational? Yeah, that’s right, we got some next level math shenanigans goin’ on here.

But that’s not even the craziest part, bro. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater redstone engineering. They build epic underwater cities and have a secret society dedicated to finding the lost city of Atlantis.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will follow you around like loyal companions.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your brain power and a sense of humor, because things are gonna get wacky up in here!

AntsAmputateCraft

Altruism, amputations, ants, AntsAmputateCraft, Behavior, carpenter ants, Colony, Communication, entomology, evolutionary biology, INFECTIONS, injured nest mates, life saving, medical care, non-human animal, research, severing limbs, social insects, study, survival instinct, teamwork

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ants that can do life-saving amputations on injured players! like, imagine u fall off a cliff and break ur leg, these ants will come and chop it off to prevent infection. it’s like having tiny doctors in the game, but they’re ants. how insane is that?! plus, we got a whole colony of ants that can build u a sick base in no time. join now and experience the wild world of ant amputations in minecraft!

Cakewalk: The Great Cake Battle of 1.19.2 with Clockwork and Minecolonies, Freshly Baked!

#addons, 1.19.2, baked, balance, battle, Cake, cakewalk, Clockwork, colonies, Custom, Custom Recipes, develop, discord server, enhancement mods, Explore, fair chance, Feedback, freshly, Great, Magic, Minecolonies, Modded, Moving, Players, society, structure, Technology, Vehicle, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Server Overview

Description	Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure.
Features	Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from.
Main Mod List	View Mod List

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY
Can I create my own colony?	Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game.
Are there grace periods for new colonies?	Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server.

Chad’s BFF Minecraft Server

Bestfriend, BFF, Boundaries, chad bf, Chads, Communication, desire, experimentation, FANTASY, friendship, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, open relationship, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual exploration, sharing, taboo, Threesome, Trust, Ugly, Virgin

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5549	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of being an ugly virgin in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a handsome, suave player who sweeps all the ladies off their blocky feet? You got it! Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies, no matter how unrealistic they may be. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. They will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, which will grant you unlimited power and make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will challenge you to epic building competitions. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

MomInLawMadness Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gap, Insecurity, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, MomInLawMadness, mother-in-law, relationship advice, Respect, self esteem, Server, social media, support system

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	210

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!

Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!