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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7250	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Potions Brewed:	59

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a hot cup of coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time Sacha accidentally crashed her colleague’s lunch date with his wife.

Imagine a world where you can create your own baby shower for your virtual baby, just like the one Sara is planning for her Minecraft baby with Tomas. Will you be invited to the virtual baby shower, or will you have to come up with an excuse about needing milk for your virtual baby too?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience all the crazy antics and unexpected twists that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as Sacha’s lunchtime rendezvous with her colleague and his wife. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments!

WeddingCraft Eviction Party

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not invited but fun is mandatory! Just like this bride who kicked out her unruly family members from her wedding, we have strict rules to keep the peace and ensure a good time for all.

Join us for a black tie Minecraft experience, where guests are evicted for wearing anything less than the fanciest of armor. No kids allowed, because let’s face it, they always cause trouble with their creeper explosions.

Witness the drama unfold as uncles try to sneak in extra drinks and cousins bring unknown friends into our virtual world. And don’t even think about wearing a cocktail dress or sequins, because you will be promptly kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only good times are allowed. Who needs real life when you can have this level of entertainment in the blocky world?

KidzCraftFears

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken through a maze made of Jello? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that nightmare in pixelated glory! Join us for the most absurdly hilarious and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, this server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity in the best way possible. So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness!

DopamineCraft Senescence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!

and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)

Welcome to EdenCraft, the only place where you can trade diamonds for friendship! 🌴 #NoSquareBracketsNeeded

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to EdenCraft Server

Server Information
Server Name	EdenCraft
Server Type	Java Survival Multiplayer
Features	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles
Community	Welcoming and mature
Discord	discord.gg/edencraft
IP Address	play.edencraft.co

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is EdenCraft a new server?	Yes, EdenCraft was just released.
What type of server is EdenCraft?	It is a Java survival multiplayer server.
What features does EdenCraft offer?	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles, and more.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, EdenCraft prides itself on being a welcoming and mature community.
How can I get more information about EdenCraft?	Join our Discord server at discord.gg/edencraft.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems! Join us if you want to escape to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll never feel depressed again – unless you’re depressed about not being on our server sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s laugh our way to victory together!

CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP – What Now?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Villages Defended:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens that have taken over the land, led by their evil overlord, a giant cow named Moo Moo. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim the title of Chicken Slayer Supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves while dodging explosive dance partners.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Star Shards Collected:	279

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the arguments about student loans and credit scores. No more screaming matches about money, just peaceful mining and crafting with your virtual friends.

Forget about awkward dinners with your girlfriend’s parents, come hang out with us and build epic structures together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join us now and say goodbye to financial stress, one block at a time!

PixelFashionista

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4996
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is dressed like a confused teenage boy? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your risqué outfits and feel like a real woman (or man, we don’t judge)!

Join us and unleash your inner fashionista while exploring our virtual world. Who cares if other players stare at you in awe? It’s all about feeling good and looking cute, right? Plus, our server is the perfect place to stick it to society’s ridiculous standards by rocking those skin-baring outfits with confidence.

And don’t worry about your husband trying to control your wardrobe choices, we support your right to dress however you want. In fact, we encourage you to wear the most outrageous outfits you can find because why not? It’s all about having fun and feeling fabulous in our pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you can slay in any outfit, no matter how risqué. Who knows, you might even inspire others to embrace their unique style. Let’s change the game, one daring outfit at a time!