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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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New Server IP
StepMomSlayinGFs
accommodations, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, gf, home life, Hospitality, Lifestyle, meat, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, step-son, StepMomSlayinGFs, Traditions, VALUES, vegan
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Ben’s request to change his step-dad’s entire lifestyle? Look no further! Join our server for the most insane adventures and drama you can imagine!
We’ve got more drama than Liv living with her step-dad who refuses to change his ways. Witness the chaos as players try to convince each other to switch from mining for diamonds to mining for tofu! And don’t forget the mounts on the walls – they’re not going anywhere, just like the crazy antics on our server!
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between family members trying to navigate through the ups and downs of living together in Minecraft. Who will come out on top – the step-dad who loves his meat and alcohol, or the college kids trying to make a change? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old questions like “What’s your favorite block?” or “How many diamonds do you have?” Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join our server if you want to be asked the most outrageous and hilarious questions like “Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized creepers or one creeper-sized chicken?” or “If you could have any mob as a pet, which one would you choose and why?”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance battles. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his dance moves are unbeatable!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and bizarre questions await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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CraftyLoveGoneWrong
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Are you tired of your partner stealing the blankets at night or leaving the toilet seat up? Well, it’s time to ditch them and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is the perfect escape from relationship drama because the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the next epic castle.
Join us for a world where lava flows like wine and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have survived zombie apocalypses, built roller coasters to the moon, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations – we have a team of trained llamas ready to spit on anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.
So say goodbye to your partner’s annoying habits and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without the pesky interruptions of real life relationships.

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New Server IP
BidenCraft: Arab Peacekeepers Server
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so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got arab forces keepin’ da peace in gaza, not da IDF! like, who even knew arab forces were into minecraft, amirite? they be buildin’ peace and blockin’ haters left and right! come join us for some epic build battles and peace keepin’ adventures! it’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftpeacekeepers #arabforcesrock #blockinthehaters

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Missile Mayhem in Minecraft
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lol u know what’s better than poland downing russian missiles? joining our epic minecraft server! come join us and u can be part of the action too! we have so many crazy things happening in our server, like flying pigs and talking cows. u can even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots fireballs! so why wait? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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NoWiredPhones2030
21st century, cable-free, connectivity, Digital Evolution., digital transformation, electronic devices, Future, innovation, mobile communication, mobile devices, mobile technology, NoWiredPhones2030, portless phones, smartphone design, smartphones, tech predictions, Tech Trends, Technology, wired ports, wireless charging, wireless technology
u know wat else u will see in 20 years? our epic minecraft server with no wired ports on it either! join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as DJs. if u want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake, then this is the place for u. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where u can meet unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
NeanderthalSwapCraft
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Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.
We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.
Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.

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Phoxis Manor of Misfit Minions and Magical Madness – Now with Phoxis-nality! Join Today!
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Server Name Phoxis
Server Type Minecraft
Version 1.20.2
IP Address phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC
Overview:
Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. Featuring custom plugins, races, custom items, custom mobs, and events, we strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience for our players.
FAQ:
What is Phoxis?
Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through the use of custom plugins, races, custom items, and events.
How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?
Phoxis offers unique features like races plugin, towny plugin, custom mobs, and custom bosses to provide a customized experience for players. We also host weekly events and have various dimensions for exploration.
What races are available on Phoxis?
Players can choose from a variety of races like Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Each race comes with its own set of perks and abilities, providing a unique gameplay experience.
What plugins does Phoxis use?
Some of the main plugins on Phoxis include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions, and custom plugins for races, mobs, and bosses. Players are encouraged to join the Discord server for more information on plugins.
What type of events does Phoxis host?
Phoxis hosts events like Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, and monthly “The End Fight” where players can win prizes and special rewards. These events add excitement and variety to the gameplay experience.
How can I join Phoxis?
To join Phoxis, simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and join the Discord server to interact with the community and stay updated on events and announcements.
Have more questions?
Feel free to ask any additional questions on our Discord server or in-game. Our community and staff are always available to help and provide assistance.

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FlavorCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since lava was added to the game!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. We’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to log off!
And if you’re wondering if we’re just a passing trend, let me assure you, we’re not just the flavor of the month(s) – we’re the whole dang ice cream parlor! So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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ChubasCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our magical land of pixelated wonders.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Blocky Yeti in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP

Server Name	Phoxis
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.20.2
IP Address	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

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