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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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New Server IP
BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Character building, conquering fears, courage, determination, Effort, empowerment, facing fears, growth mindset., inner strength, life lessons, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, strength, transformation

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a quest so epic, it’ll make climbing Mount Everest look like a walk in the park! Our server is filled with challenges that will test your bravery and skills, making you a better player and person in the process.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through a dark and treacherous cave, filled with deadly mobs and hidden traps. But fear not, for the rewards at the end are worth the risk! You’ll emerge from the cave a stronger, more confident player, ready to take on whatever challenges come your way.

So why join our server? Because only the bravest and most determined players can survive our insane quests and emerge victorious. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
EatMyBlocks – Minecraft Server

alternative sex acts, analingus, ass eating, butt play, cultural influences, EatMyBlocks, fetishes, intimate acts, kink, Minecraft, oral sex, rimming, Server, sexual behaviors, sexual evolution, sexual exploration, sexual history, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual revolution, sexual trends, societal norms, taboo acts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “How did ass eating become a thing?” Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of butt munching.

Our server is home to a thriving community of players who all share a love for exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of what is considered socially acceptable. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just looking to dip your toes in the water (or in this case, the butt), there’s a place for you here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the ass eating phenomenon. Some say it all started with a rogue pig who stumbled upon a magical enchanted apple, while others believe it was a curse placed upon the land by a vengeful witch. Join us and help solve this age-old mystery once and for all.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of ass eating. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind this bizarre trend and become a legend in the Minecraft world.

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New Server IP
NoaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, courage, Emotional journey, freedom, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, mental health, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Noa Argemani, NoaCraft, overcoming adversity, Palestinian, perseverance, Personal story, public speaking, Release, resilience, Server, strength, survivor, Trauma

Join dis server if u wanna escape ur own personal hamas prison!! we got noa argemani who survived 8 months with dem crazy peeps and now he’s here to tell u all about it while u build ur own virtual world!! come join us and let’s make some epic minecraft memories together, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead?? let’s goooo!!!

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New Server IP
GazaFamineCraft

aid, conflict zone, crisis response, data collection, emergency assistance, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaFamineCraft, global hunger, Humanitarian Aid, international community, lack of data, long tail tags: humanitarian crisis, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, Official, Palestinian territories, POVERTY, relief efforts, starvation, UN, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the UN official, like, admitted that there’s, like, no data showing a famine in Gaza, right? so, like, come join our server and, like, help us find all the missing data in Minecraft, bro.

we got, like, crazy adventures and quests that will blow your mind, man. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. and, like, another time, we had to build a roller coaster to save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we’re always down for a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans. so, like, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, dude. you won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
TimeCrafters

Alternate Realities, Futuristic technology, invention, Paradox, pre-invented technology, science fiction, Technology, temporal manipulation, temporal mechanics, time machine, time travel, time travel concept, time travel discovery, time travel exploration, time travel innovation, time travel invention, time travel paradox, time travel science, time travel technology, time travel theory, TimeCrafters

u ever want to travel thru time in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got time machines dat can take u back to da dinosaur age or forward to da year 3000 where robots rule da world. join us and be a time-traveling minecraft master! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can meet aliens and learn their secrets. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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New Server IP
CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity

2006, 2021, County Level Disparities, CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity, distribution, drug distribution, Dynamic Changes, Florida, healthcare trends, Hillsborough, Hydrocodone, MME, opioid crisis, Oxycodone, person, Pharmacoepidemiology, pharmacy, Prescription Opioid, public health, study, substance abuse

lol join our epic minecraft server! we got more hydrocodone and oxycodone than florida from 2006 to 2021, like wut even is a MME? who cares, we got it all in hillsborough county! come join us for a wild ride of prescription opioid distribution, it’s gonna be lit fam! come build with us and maybe even find some hidden treasures in our virtual world. you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget! #minecraftgoals #prescriptionfun #virtualtreasures

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New Server IP
Black Sirius Server

ADMIN, Adventure, building, Claim Plugin, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Peaceful, PvE, rules, Server Shop, small server, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS

We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement. There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space. The server is PvE, our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence. Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin. Anyone can join, but must then link their in-game account with their Discord account on our Discord server in order to play. There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

So if you are interested, you can visit us on Discord, talk to the admin there or get information in advance.

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New Server IP
Bucketry Minecraft 1.21 🌟 [JUST RESET] {Pyro Mining & Pyro Fishing} {Dungeons} {Ranking & Prestiging} {Quest System} {Land Claiming} {Over 200 Unique Enchantments}

Banking, Bucketry Minecraft, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Dungeons, Enchantments, Envoy Crates, Fun, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Just Reset, Land claiming, minecraft server, Prestiging, PvE, PvP, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest System, Ranking, Shops, Skills, Survival, Towns, Unique enchantments, Voting Crates

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life awaits! 🌟

🌍 Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:

🏰 Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.

🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.

💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.

🌟 Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.

🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!

📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.

🗺️ Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.

💰 Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

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New Server IP
Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!

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Experium SMP Server Overview

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla server (1.21 soon). We recently started a brand new season with a fresh world and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes.

We expect to update to 1.21 very soon, but we are currently just waiting on the vanilla tweaks datapacks to be updated first (expected within a few days). We already have the new blocks enabled and we have been keeping our builds within a 1500×1500 block area so that we can reset the chunks outside of that once we update to include the new trial chambers. There’s still room a lot of room for new players to enjoy the early game.

This SMP is very much inspired by the Hermitcraft server, as I am a long time fan and am constantly motivated by their community and content. We play with several iconic features of their server, including several vanilla tweaks datapacks, a clearly defined shopping district, and a big emphasis on community and group events/projects.

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New Server IP
CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server

China, Chinese tourists, CraftyChinatown, diplomatic agreement, Europe, European country, geography, History, international relations, Italian borders, Italian enclave, landlocked, Minecraft, passport holders, San Marino, Server, tourism, travel, travel restrictions, Unique, useless, visa free, visa policy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as San Marino’s visa agreement with China? Look no further, because our server is surrounded on all sides by creepers and zombies, with no ports for them to invade from! Join us for a visa-free visit to a land of endless adventures and crazy builds. Who needs Italy when you have a whole world of blocky fun waiting for you? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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About Experium SMP

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