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CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	3841
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8512	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	2290
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4503
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Farms Harvested:	180
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6670	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	5586	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!