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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9803 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).