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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2972 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.
