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FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	9965	Players Killed by Monsters:	6052

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6316
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!