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FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	265

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, Clinic, CREEPERS, Doctor, doctor behavior, doctor communication, doctor misconduct, doctor professionalism, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare communication, healthcare professionalism, healthcare standards, inappropriate comments, Medical, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, medical professionalism, patient care, patient experience, patient rights, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, national security, negotiation tactics, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, Ready, Server, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, ukraine president, Ukrainian government, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9643	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	129
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Zombie Dances:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	2152	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	692296
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	1434	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7725
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	254
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	3588
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Enchantments Applied:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉