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FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
shocking food pairings, Minecraft, terrible food combinations, nauseating food pairings, gross food combinationsWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Features - Friendly staff ready to help
- Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements
- Promotion of immersive builds
- Challenge of Hard mode
- Strong anti-cheating measures
- No pay-to-win
Discord Join Mystmoor Discord Website Visit Mystmoor Website Instagram Check out Mystmoor on Instagram FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community. Do you allow cheating? No, we have strict measures against cheating. What mode is the server in? The server operates in Hard mode. Is there any pay-to-win features? No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. -
CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise! -
Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.
also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.
so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!! -
BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. -
Emmas Phylactery
Emma’s Phylactery is a dynamic PvE Towny server infused with MMO/RPG elements. Join our thriving community where you can build, explore, and engage in epic quests, all within a rich, immersive world. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting, there’s always something exciting waiting for you.
Phylactery.mc-world.net
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Only Vanilla
This server is has no plugins mods or anything and is on 1.21.1, it is pure vanilla The plan for this server is for it to be long term so don’t even bother joining if your going to be inactive the moment the dragon fight ends or something else. This server is for people who just want a smp and hang out, work on big projects and games and generally have a good time. I want builders/redstoners who just want to have a place to work on there projects and be with friends without worrying about the server going to reset or everyone just going inactive Discord is required I do not plan for more than 10 people to be whitelisted at a time, so what I am implying is that there will only be 10 people on the server at most server is located in the us and is preferred you are somewhere in the us for timezones.
Server will never reset on purpose.
Very simple, nothing eye catching but its just a place to hang out in the end.
Give me a dm, my discord is TotalyNotP2W
This is for all the people who want a place to work on there mega bases, and big projects. (literally don’t join if you don’t want to work on a project of some sort)
199.127.61.187:25577
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AncientSnowfall Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic maps and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the map is so ancient, it’s practically collecting social security. This map is so old, it’s like playing Minecraft in black and white! But don’t worry, we’ve added a splash of color with our custom plugins and mods.Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the old whiteness map. Legend has it that buried deep within its pixelated depths lies the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the map is also home to ancient mobs that have been waiting centuries to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
But fear not, brave adventurer! With our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to face the dangers of the old whiteness map alone. Team up with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the ultimate treasure hidden within the map.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring a map that’s older than your grandma’s favorite cookie recipe. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!