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Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	7406

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Potions Brewed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	256	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	7135
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	4796	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchantments Applied:	69	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	596225
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.