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UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!! -
FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can only survive off of one food for the rest of your virtual life! But don’t worry, we’ve got all the crazy options you could ever dream of. From diamond-encrusted golden apples to enchanted cake that gives you superpowers, the possibilities are endless!Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Will you choose to sustain yourself on a diet of exclusively rainbow-colored sheep meat? Or perhaps you’ll opt for a diet of nothing but exploding creepers (just kidding, that’s not actually an option… or is it?).
But be warned, choosing your one food wisely is crucial. One wrong move and you could find yourself stuck munching on rotten flesh for eternity. So come on down to our server and let the foodie games begin!
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CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight against evil corporations trying to control the world’s food supply! Join us as we build bee sanctuaries to save the pollinators and grow our own GMO-free crops. We even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down Monsanto once and for all. So come join us and be a part of the resistance against the agricultural overlords! -
KnockKnockNoMore
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.
so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.
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BrainyBlockz
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!
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Pixelmon Ultron
Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!
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BasedPoland Minecraft Server
Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together! -
MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
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ZillaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!
Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!
So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!