so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?
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VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger
lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land!

