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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 827132 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!