Food Safety Minecraft Servers

Food Safety

  • HoneyCraft SORS Detection

    HoneyCraft SORS Detection

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

    RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

    Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

    Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MicrobeCraft

    MicrobeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

    imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

    EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!

    One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!

    But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChipSnobMomma

    ChipSnobMomma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to eat opened bags of chips touched by unwashed hands? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of contaminated snacks! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to compromise on food hygiene standards. No more awkward conversations with family members about their questionable hand-washing habits. On our server, you can enjoy a chip-free, germ-free gaming experience without judgment or guilt. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join us now and snack in safety!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

    ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

    Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DoggyDineDilemma Minecraft Server

    DoggyDineDilemma Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like in this crazy household! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Horse jumping onto the kitchen counters to steal food!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, just like training Horse out of his food-stealing habits. Can you conquer the obstacles in our server just like Horse conquers the kitchen counter?

    Join us for an unforgettable experience, just like Lilo’s unforgettable meals that Horse can’t resist. And don’t worry, we promise not to let Horse near your virtual food – unless you want a little extra challenge, that is!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as unpredictable as living with a food-loving dog. Who knows, you might just come out on top – just like Horse when he manages to snag a tasty treat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToddlerTreatsMC

    ToddlerTreatsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

    Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FoodGrossOutCraft

    FoodGrossOutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

    ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

    first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

    but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

    oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP