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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7564 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4881 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7241 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.