Food ranking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	3925	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	696
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	4549	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	362
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	865	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2949	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1965	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ores Mined:	5164	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4896
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).