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BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

BlockyLagMonster, budgeting, financial hardship, financial management, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, food budget, food costs, food expenses, food prices, grocery budget, living expenses, making ends meet, meal planning, Minecraft, money management, saving money on food, smp, spending money on food, stretching dollars, Survival, what causes this

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

agriculture, Consumer, consumer behavior, cost of fertilizer, cost of living, economic impact, economic theory, feed livestock, food prices, grocery stores, grow food, inflation, Manufacturing, market trends, price gauging, price increases, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, Retail, rising costs, supply chain, Transportation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft

affordability, budgeting, BurgerCraft, convenience, cost of healthy eating, dietary habits, eating out, expensive, fast food, fast food vs healthy food, food choices, food expenses, Food Industry, food prices, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, lean beef, meal planning, nutrition, salad, saladcraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a salad in a world of greasy burgers, ya feel me? our server is so lit, it’s like eating lean beef while everyone else is munchin’ on fatty beef. u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have here, it’s like going to mcdonalds and finding out they serve gourmet salads instead of burgers.

join us and experience the madness of building insane structures, battling epic mobs, and making friends with other players who are just as weird as u are. forget about the boring old servers, come to ours and be part of something truly special. who needs a salad when u can have a whole buffet of fun on our server? come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the craziness today!

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

affordability crisis, Apocalypse, budgeting woes, consumer woes, cost of living, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic struggle, financial burden, financial stress, food insecurity, food prices, Frustration, FUNLAND, grocery bills, grocery costs, inflation, price hikes, rising costs, rising expenses, struggling families, zombie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge watching, calming, channel, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, Happiness, inspiration, mental health, MineTubeComfort, motivation, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Farms Harvested:	415	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3910
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

brain function, Brain Stimulation Therapy, Deep Brain Stimulation, dopamine, Immediate Effects, long-term effects, mechanisms, Motor Symptoms, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological Impact, Neurological Improvement, Neurological Research, neurological treatment, neurology, neurosurgery, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsDBS_FUN, surgical procedure, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	846704
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4436	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8234

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9200	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9501	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

acceptance, beauty, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, fashion, fashion statement, Inclusivity, Individuality, self love, short kings, short people, short queens, ShortKingsHQ, Style, trends, underboob, UnderboobCraft, Unique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1431	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Items Found:	8553
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!

#criminology, Allowed, characteristics, city planning, Community safety, CreeperPark, Crime Prevention, environmental design, Griefing, incidence, influence, landscape architecture, law enforcement, nationwide study, public green spaces, public health, risk factors, Safety, sexual crimes, social behavior, Urban planning, Usa, victimization

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮