join dis epic minecraft server where we make food travel hundreds of blocks from where it was mined to where it’s eaten! dental calculus examination won’t work for archeologists in the future cuz we be eating all the diamonds and emeralds instead of food! come join us for a wild ride through time and space as we build insane structures and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Queen and the Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, Steve. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!
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FoodMilesDentalExamCraft
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FridgeLogicMC
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fridge adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret fridge hidden deep within the virtual world. Inside this fridge, they found a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find rare items like diamond-encrusted cheese and enchanted ice cream cones. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest fridge journey of your life!
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ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone
are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!
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BreadMouldyIn2Weeks
come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!