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  • MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

    MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

    Egg Heat Cookin’ Party
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

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  • Food Delivery Cannibals

    Food Delivery Cannibals
    join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

    build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

    so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

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  • Chop Board Chaos

    Chop Board Chaos
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

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  • Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen

    Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen
    join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

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  • DinnerCraft SMP

    DinnerCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

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  • PackagedPotion Minecraft Server

    PackagedPotion Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got more than 3,600 chemicals in our food packaging! You wanna be a human guinea pig and see what happens when you eat all that sketchy stuff? Join us and find out, bro! Who needs health regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Plus, we got mystery chemicals that no one even knows about yet – it’s like a surprise party in your body, dude! So come on over and let’s get weird together on this crazy Minecraft server!

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  • CraftyHonestyLOL

    CraftyHonestyLOL
    Are you tired of being the only one at the dinner party with a dish that nobody wants to touch? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing cooking mishaps again! Our community is full of players who will always be honest about your cooking skills, even if it means causing a little drama. Plus, we have a special “Cooking Challenge” event where you can show off your culinary creations and receive brutally honest feedback. So come join us and let’s see if your virtual cooking is as questionable as your real-life dishes!

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  • MomCraft Minecraft Server

    MomCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic sandwich-making adventures! Our “sandwich artist” players work tirelessly to create the perfect gluten-free sandwiches, complete with extra cheese and meat galore. Watch out for the picky customers who demand all the veggies and half-off discounts for the slightest bread touch! Will you be able to satisfy their outrageous requests and keep your cool like a true sandwich artist? Join now for a chance to show off your sandwich-making skills and deal with the most demanding customers in the Minecraft world!

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